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Anyone heard anything from him recently? I've PM'd him a couple of times to no avail. Some news would be good...

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Punx0r wrote:I understand putting it in the R8 to prove a point, but with the Q7 haven't they purposely made the ultimate Chelsea tractor?

They've gone one better - a Richmond Panzer..!

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W@nker means 'w@nker' in Swedish. They are more sexually liberated than us, though...

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An automotive 'Darwin Award'! Bloody brilliant!

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I usually have vodka with red bull but it tends to give me heartburn and affects my sleep. Its quite good with cherry tango but I hate it with coke and orange. Anyone know any secret mixers to make vodka taste nicer? Sputnik Vodka on-the-rocks. Lovely grainy vodka with a hint of Acacia honey, no mi...

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Aquila, just mild interest, I can translate the latter part of the motto in your sig, on the back of an eagle (and I'm guessing the verb translates most fluently as 'to ride'), but do you know the whole motto? 'Licat volare si super tergum aquila volat' - 'Anyone can fly if astride the back of an e...

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Are we talking Dover Sole or Lemon Sole? Perhaps 'Turbots Rule' is a start...

Aaah! Soles! - Proper soul food...

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Clicky linky would be nice..!

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Still very much hurt and angered, in the interest of my continued association with this site, I am withdrawing from this thread.

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Can one not appreciate the beauty of the feminine form without turning to carnal thoughts? Ofcourse... Can you? http://www.show-and-stay.co.uk/images/attractions/jack-the-ripper.jpg "I have worked there for eight years now and any consideration of impropriety with my students is in your minds ...

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I work in an all-girls' grammar school and the sun of a May morning streaming down on the Sixth Form fills my soul with joy! :| my exact thoughts http://unsinkablecork.com/chitty/images/childcatcher.jpg would you like a lollypop children..... Can one not appreciate the beauty of the feminine form w...

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----- Original Message ----- From: <xxxxxxx@tesco.net> To: "xxx" <xxxxxxxxxxxxxx@onetel.com>; "xxxx" <xxxxxx@talktalk.net>; "xxx" <xxxxxxxx@onetel.com> Sent: Sunday, February 24, 2008 12:53 PM Subject: Chicken story > Trevor, the farmer, was in the fertilised egg busine...

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What a bloody shambles! A bunch of foul-mouthed p!ss-heads. Ozzie dropped a goolie at the beginning and got sent to the naughty corner until the end, Sharon was cackling like a fish-wife all evening and the Arctic Monkeys could barely stand. Good old Macca saved the day at the finale. It put me in m...

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PMSL! Brilliant

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I work in an all-girls' grammar school and the sun of a May morning streaming down on the Sixth Form fills my soul with joy!

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I own older cars because new ones are overweight, oversize, gutless sacks of sh!te.
The longer a car provides efficient service, the lower its 'dust-to-dust' cost in resources and energy. Whilst I do not subscribe in any way to the climate change scam, I do utterly detest waste.

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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_veIGGP1Uh4

Brilliant!

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In the last century, when hens had teeth and I had hair - long before I had a pair of tame norks to wobble (not my own, I hasten to add...), it was the 'done thing' during a smoochy dance to relieve the pressure of the brassiere upon the young lady's gazongas. Extra 'dude-points' were awarded for th...

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And to restore the balance - for the ladies...

...b!tch-t!ts!

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a nun is sat on a train, directly in front is a chavvy thug eating prawns, the thug gets bored and starts throwing prawns at the nun, getting really annoyed by this the nun jumps up and pulls the emergency stop, as the train shudders to a halt the chav says laughing " ha ha, now your gonna get...

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A Rabbi and a Priest are on a short-haul flight together. Suddenly the plane's engines lose power and it starts to lose height. The Priest sees the Rabbi make the sign of the Cross. The aircrew manage to fix the problem and the plane regains height. The Priest nudges the Rabbi and says" I saw y...

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Kick it into touch. I suspect that, even if you had not asked him to put fuel in, the belt would have miraculously slipped off 'just before you got there'. Pikey motor - go for a better one, there's plenty about...

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calibrax wrote:
Aquila wrote:You'll never get me owning a diesel, though. Personal thing but, to me, they belong in trucks and tractors and that's where they should stay...
21st century diesels have come a long way...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audi_R10

...And they can f^ck off even further!

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inflatable dinghy and dom in da bungalow FPMSL :roflmao: BOGIES!!!!!!!!!!! BOGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I liked the bit where they made out that one of the kids in the studio had laughed so much that they had cacked themselves and were sent to the bog to hear it tell a joke. One of the 'Bogies!' rounds wa...

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For about three months, some years ago, I ran my mate's DS21 while he was away in Ghana. It was the most beautiful car that I have ever driven and ever probably will. Smoother than a Roller and as quick and nimble as a Pug 205 GTi. It was like driving on a cloud. He later traded it in for an SM - th...

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Jewish bloke meets his mate on the street. His mate is looking like he has all the cares in the world on his shoulders. "Why so downhearted Benjamin?" he asks, to which Ben replies " Two months ago my mother-in-law died - we got Â£10,000 from her estate, last month Uncle Heimy died an...

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OK, I know I'm going to get flamed for this one, but here goes; A Jewish bloke's Great Uncle has a massive lottery win, so he goes to visit him to offer his congratulations. "Come in, come in!" says the old boy, "Mind the paintwork though, we've just been redecorated." The lad go...

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I've had a virgin.net email for ten years and it's only started going tits-up since virgin.media came into being. I don't think that they were in a position to accommodate all the NTL/BlueYonder crap when they assimilated them. I have a GoogleMail account now for work use from home and it is faultle...

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Hope you are OK and have a speedy recovery. It's the age you see :wink: :wink: It comes to us all eventually, Paul can fill you in on the pitfalls of old age :o :o :wink: :wink: Me I'm still twelve :P :P Well that's what the wife always tells me when I'm being a c0ck :lol: I hope this isn't a 'size...

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Dress them up in Ku Klux Klan outfits, drug them and then drop them off in the middle of Harlem - natural, simple justice. Or maybe just a 9mm to the back of the head (which seems a bit of an easy-out, considering how they tortured their poor bloody victim). Or, better still, Community Service. Swee...

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The ALF are starry-eyed idiots raving against injustices that just do not exist. Animal research in this country is confined to pharmaceutical products only. Cosmetic nonsense goes to Eastern Europe and Asia. These are of the same vein as the eco-twats going round cities vandalising 4x4's in the nam...

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Happy and healthy new year to you and all the boys and girls at Um Qasar, Chris. I hope that bottle is now empty..!

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nICE, reminds me of the suzuki marauder etc, which also came in 125s Marauders are all single-cylinder whereas my DragStar is a proper 45-degree SOHC vee-twin like a Buell. The Chinese have copied Suzuki mercilessly, but have come nowhere near Yamaha, as in the Sinnis Vista... a two-wheeled ride-on...

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paul888 wrote:NIce one ! ride safe .

That is my whole intention, mate! I'm loving every minute!

Peaceful New Year to you all and Shalom!

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Got my baby last Friday and did CBT the day before - an absolute must for any returning biker. She's called 'Lil' after Lily Savage (another drag star!) and, as per my avatar, she is crimson and cream, but she has panniers, fork toolkit roll and queen-seat backrest. Her road-presence commands some r...

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Re: Vodka mixers

Chicken joke courtesy of the ABD...

Teenage son anyone?