a funny joke

Mynheers_a_pint · Post by **Mynheers_a_pint** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:38 pm

Man: Doctor, doctor, i feel like a moth!

Doctor: Well thats not very good, perhaps you should see a psychiatrist?

Man: Well i was on my way to see him, but i saw your light was on........

andrew · Post by **andrew** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:35 pm

Mynheers_a_pint · Post by **Mynheers_a_pint** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:15 pm

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:45 pm

Wooden Spoon award goes to.......

Post by **IrishRover** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:24 pm

Apparently that's a Billy Connolly joke.

fluke · Post by **fluke** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:26 pm

What do you call a fast cake....

Scone.

Mynheers_a_pint · Post by **Mynheers_a_pint** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:42 pm

it is a billy connelly joke.....

T16 Dave · Post by **T16 Dave** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:02 pm

Dave!

fluke · Post by **fluke** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:04 pm

T16 Dave wrote:Dave!

What!

T16 Dave · Post by **T16 Dave** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:05 pm

Scone my ar$e :nonono:

fluke · Post by **fluke** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:07 pm

Well its better than...

What bee's do you get milk from ??????

Boobee's

T16 Dave · Post by **T16 Dave** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:10 pm

Gooooooood grief!

's like: -

What travels down your washingline at 70mph?

Hondapants!

mach1rob · Post by **mach1rob** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:29 am

hmmmm do I lock this before we get fatalities of people slashing their wrists to get away from the crap jokes??

Steve220 · Post by **Steve220** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:13 am

jokes have been read and understood.

Conclusion - they're like jokes. But sh1t.

Ryan220 · Post by **Ryan220** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:07 am

Boobees

Thats bl00dy brilliant

Not so sure about the scone joke though.

All depends on whether or not you pronounce it

Scone - like cone

or

Scone - like gone

But who cares, it was a valiant attempt.

In my own effort to provide a really old poop joke.

Whats green and hangs from trees?

Gob webs

:roll: