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a funny joke
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:38 pm
by Mynheers_a_pint
Man: Doctor, doctor, i feel like a moth!
Doctor: Well thats not very good, perhaps you should see a psychiatrist?
Man: Well i was on my way to see him, but i saw your light was on........
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:35 pm
by andrew
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:15 pm
by Mynheers_a_pint
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:45 pm
by Gary
Wooden Spoon award goes to.......
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:24 pm
by IrishRover
Apparently that's a Billy Connolly joke.
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:26 pm
by fluke
What do you call a fast cake....
Scone.
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:42 pm
by Mynheers_a_pint
it is a billy connelly joke.....
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:02 pm
by T16 Dave
Dave!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:04 pm
by fluke
T16 Dave wrote:Dave!
What!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:05 pm
by T16 Dave
Scone my ar$e
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:07 pm
by fluke
Well its better than...
What bee's do you get milk from ??????
Boobee's
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:10 pm
by T16 Dave
Gooooooood grief!
's like: -
What travels down your washingline at 70mph?
Hondapants!
Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:29 am
by mach1rob
hmmmm do I lock this before we get fatalities of people slashing their wrists to get away from the crap jokes??
Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:13 am
by Steve220
jokes have been read and understood.
Conclusion - they're like jokes. But sh1t.
Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:07 am
by Ryan220
Boobees
Thats bl00dy brilliant
Not so sure about the scone joke though.
All depends on whether or not you pronounce it
Scone - like cone
or
Scone - like gone
But who cares, it was a valiant attempt.
In my own effort to provide a really old poop joke.
Whats green and hangs from trees?
Gob webs
