*** girls question would you go on a date with me

turbo-vitesse · Post by **turbo-vitesse** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:18 am

hi my name is gavin i am 24 single my life is all about cars mainly rovers i have trouble meeting a girlfriend can some one please tell me were im going wrong

me

my car

T16 Dave · Post by **T16 Dave** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:26 am

Jesus christ I've just logger the bed!

A toupee would be a start

sysdump · Post by **sysdump** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:39 am

T16 Dave wrote:Jesus christ I've just logger the bed!

A toupee would be a start

You cruel cruel nasty person you!

Chris

Post by **SubCat001** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:05 am

Not many women on here tbh mate. So the only responses you will get will be from predatory males like dave

xxxxxdebyxxxxx · Post by **xxxxxdebyxxxxx** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:09 am

Occupation: mobile mechanic and valeter
Interests: cars bikes driving fast oh and girls

lol, your doing nothing wrong, in fact a lot right!

i dont post much but HAD to reply to this one

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:50 am

turboestate · Post by **turboestate** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:21 am

george_chick · Post by **george_chick** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:40 am

T16 Dave wrote:Jesus christ I've just logger the bed!

A toupee would be a start

Ohh deary fecking me.

Got a fecking headache I've just laughed so hard.
Almost as good as Danny Baker and the Frankie Howerd syrup story
this afternoon.

I'm a misanthrope can't help with getting hold of some jack n danny
try bunnying to them, might end up in the friend zone a lot more
often than you'd like though.
Can't be asked with them myself.

Best if I don't comment further.

414i2006 · Post by **414i2006** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:00 am

Maybe it's just our name? i'm also called Gavin and for about 9 months i've been single untill about a week ago.,... no idea what i did just lucky i guess

Post by **Punx0r** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:34 am

Try smiling

...but make sure you don't look creepy

HOPPY · Post by **HOPPY** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:59 am

dont worry I've been divorced for four years
and I aint arsed about it

Mynheers_a_pint · Post by **Mynheers_a_pint** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:04 pm

if your posting on a rover forum, looking for a date i'd suggesat trying somwhere where a few more Females frequent. Unless you into the other other white meat

TurboMG · Post by **TurboMG** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:06 pm

I didnt know duncan goodhew was a memeber of rovertech...

Also looks like you only have have an arm in that pic...

paul888 · Post by **paul888** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:16 pm

George chick wrote:[quote]
Danny baker and frankie howerd story... ''would you like me to tease your wig '' WIG WIG get me the producer !! ''

As far as women are concerned you wont find any while sitting on the computer... go down the pub or clubbing or something.

weirdjam · Post by **weirdjam** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:53 pm

you look like you've been kidnapped in iraq.

george_chick · Post by **george_chick** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:36 pm

paul888 wrote:George chick wrote:
Danny baker and frankie howerd story... ''would you like me to tease your wig '' WIG WIG get me the producer !! ''

"get me the other makeup artist, the bloke with the beard"
"he's the cab driver Frankie, he drove you down here" there was H to P.

Only thing I can say is what I've learnt from watching my mate go to work.
He's nearly 50 now (looks more late 30's) seen him cop off with 19 year olds talk about them they love it, it's their favourite subject.

T16 Dave · Post by **T16 Dave** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:39 pm

george_chick wrote:Only thing I can say is what I've learnt from watching my mate go to work.
He's nearly 50 now (looks more late 30's) seen him cop off with 19 year olds talk about them they love it, it's their favourite subject.

But Dave's married!

george_chick · Post by **george_chick** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:20 pm

Don't be silly it's not Dave, he looks like he's had a "hard life" anyway.

Oh that reminds me the dirty fecker (not Dave) cops off with barmaids, I've
always wanted a Barmaid, never had one, feck, feck, feck.

ohhh big Alison ohhh maaaate.

Time for the thousand yard stare...

rnash2002 · Post by **rnash2002** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:44 pm

Craig wrote:

turbo-vitesse · Post by **turbo-vitesse** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:06 pm

well my life is sh1t

T16 Dave · Post by **T16 Dave** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:11 pm

turbo-vitesse wrote:very feekin funny how do u know i aint got cancer !!!!! luckly i havent

Dude, this isn't MIGweb. If you're gonna post a thread like this with a dodgy looking pic of yourself, you're going to get the p*ss ripped out of you and you're gonna get photoshopped.

It's happened to all of us, just look at the "show us your face then" thread.

If you can't stand the heat, might I suggest getting out of the kitchen?

Didn't see me creating when pictures of me in womens clothing were released in the chat section? Or Fluke in a tutu, or me, fluke, mach1rob, rnash (and someone else? Who?) photoshopped as the village people.

FFS, lighten up.

sidepants · Post by **sidepants** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:23 pm

i had a dry patch and found that the more i went in search of a girl the harder it was. so i gave up and one came to me. and that's my piece of sage advice.

BlueRover · Post by **BlueRover** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:44 pm

I see the pic has changed. So even a large red one can't pull the girls.

Mynheers_a_pint · Post by **Mynheers_a_pint** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:02 pm

"ive got a big red one"

ADC-tomcat · Post by **ADC-tomcat** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:24 pm

you know what they say

a man with a super car is half of a real man

Sheaf · Post by **Sheaf** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:27 pm

T16 Dave wrote: It's happened to all of us, just look at the "show us your face then" thread.

Yup... it certainly has

I cant really comment about the whole women thing, I'm single.. however I'm not going to loose sleep over it, it's not that important. One will come along at the right time, but trying too hard is just frustrating and annoying.
And lets face it, when one comes along you'll probably spend half your time swearing and wishing she hadn't... as you loose your life.

Him up there has a plan for us all... or words to that effect

Taine · Post by **Taine** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:29 pm

Presuming this isn't a wind-up my advice is stop looking. Concentrate on your direction in life - become passionate about where you want your life to go. In my opinion that's what makes all people (male and female) attractive - that inner fire to strive to be something better. And no that doesn't mean richer and drive a super car

fluke · Post by **fluke** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:44 pm

Oh ffs what have I missed ???
George i've had a very hard life

Why put a pic of yourself with someone elses car

while your scratching your nads

I can't really help been with the wife 22 years been a long time since I chatted to a lady for some recreation

george_chick · Post by **george_chick** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:44 pm

Oh dear you've changed the picture and made things worse.
Posing next to a supercar.

1) If it's yours, makes you look like a xylophone, you'll find female company
generally of the completely useless kind who'll take no end of joy from ripping the pee out of you and your wallet until you're skint.

2) If it's not yours, makes you look like an even bigger xylophone, girls will
take no end of joy from ripping the pee out of you.

Frankly if you expected a serious answer you're in the wrong place.
You'll find more women in a bookies than on here.

OK then anyone with a woman to hand get her to have a looksee at this thread and give her honest opinion, suspect blokey ain't going to like what he hears.

turbo-vitesse · Post by **turbo-vitesse** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:47 pm

its not my car im a valeter
lol

george_chick · Post by **george_chick** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:49 pm

Yes we know that.

ADC-tomcat · Post by **ADC-tomcat** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:45 pm

11 saying no and 1 saying yes

hmmmm

i wonder what id score

knowing my luck 2 million to 1

Speedy · Post by **Speedy** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:43 am

george_chick wrote: OK then anyone with a woman to hand get her to have a looksee at this thread and give her honest opinion, suspect blokey ain't going to like what he hears.

Mrs says he's alright but bloody cheer up

fluke · Post by **fluke** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:27 am

Good God

That pic is worse than the somebody elses car photo

You look like some sort of sado sex case perv/pedo.

The Flying Dutchman · Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:59 pm

Face looks familiar. Let me ask you....were you on the toilet?