Bra types

Raistlin · Post by **Raistlin** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:32 pm

A man walked into the ladies lingerie department, shyly walked up to the saleslady behind the counter and said, â€œI would like to buy a bra for my wife.â€

420gazza · Post by **420gazza** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:56 pm

what about the catholic salvation army type, as thats what my missus needs

Raistlin · Post by **Raistlin** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:00 pm

420gazza wrote: what about the catholic salvation army type, as thats what my missus needs

Let's hope she doesn't see this

victor3 · Post by **victor3** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:33 pm

What about the Isambard Kingdom Openfront Pornoflick bra?

This offers maximum support but seems to miss a couple of vital points!!

richard moss · Post by **richard moss** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:48 pm

Victor Kyam wanted to rename the Playtex sizes when he bought the company:

Ping Pong
Ding Dong
Queen Kong and
Holy Cow!

BlueRover · Post by **BlueRover** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:52 pm

1: I've got to buy one of them brassiere things for the missus but I don't know what size to get.
2: Think of fruit then, is she a melon ?
1: Nope.
2: Is she a grapefruit ?
1: Nope.
2: Is she a pear ?
1: Nope.
2: Is she like an egg then ?
1: That's right, she's like an egg.
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Fried !

Roger Red Hat · Post by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:06 pm

me and a few mate where talking about boobs and the like

and i said "actually i dont relly like big ones at all. rather have smaller over bigger"

i got slated for about an hour over that....is it really just me??

Raistlin · Post by **Raistlin** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:13 pm

roger red hat wrote: and i said "actually i dont relly like big ones at all. rather have smaller over bigger"

Anything more than a handful is a waste...so they say

walshy.walsh · Post by **walshy.walsh** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:16 pm

Raistlin wrote:
roger red hat wrote: and i said "actually i dont relly like big ones at all. rather have smaller over bigger"
Anything more than a handful is a waste...so they say

agreed!

Roger Red Hat · Post by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:20 pm

phew...

all tho i dont mind if there even smaller as long as there is something that is!

but not like FF and GG etc..my mates mad about em im like. "ok calm down!!"

MY82OTURB0 · Post by **MY82OTURB0** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:39 pm

Raistlin wrote:
roger red hat wrote: and i said "actually i dont relly like big ones at all. rather have smaller over bigger"
Anything more than a handful is a waste...so they say

thank god i have large hands

victor3 · Post by **victor3** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:24 pm

Strangely enough (and this is true), I once read that the town with the largest average bust size in the UK was Sheffield.

Oh, to have been a researcher for that one!!

Post by **Punx0r** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:34 pm

Raistlin wrote: Anything more than a handful is a waste...so they say

Have a good look at your hand span though. I mean, really stretch your fingers out - like you do when a woman claims that a man's chopper is the same length as the distance between thumb and index finger

It is scientific fact that boob-size preference is proportional to male hetrosexuality...

cas_uk · Post by **cas_uk** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:56 pm

roger red hat wrote:phew...

all tho i dont mind if there even smaller as long as there is something that is!

but not like FF and GG etc.

nothing wrong with FF and GG,god help the women when they get to a deary old age though,were talking serious back problems for woman who are of the "large boob" type.
,they come in double letters because when theyre that big yuo start to stutter,or atleast i do anyway!!!
g-g-g-gigantic and
F-F-F-fecking hell girly they large arnt they!!!
Dirty letch alert is going off now!

richard moss · Post by **richard moss** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:40 pm

roger red hat wrote:me and a few mate where talking about boobs and the like

and i said "actually i dont relly like big ones at all. rather have smaller over bigger"

i got slated for about an hour over that....is it really just me??

Rule number one:
Natural ones are better than fakes ones.

Rule number two:
If in doubt, rule number one applies.

Rule number 3:
The only exception to rules 1 & 2 is Gemma Atkinson.

radddogg · Post by **radddogg** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:19 pm

Punx0r wrote:
It is scientific fact that boob-size preference is proportional to male hetrosexuality...

Your mrs must be a lezzer then by the size of your boobs

420gazza · Post by **420gazza** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:11 pm

richard moss wrote:
roger red hat wrote:me and a few mate where talking about boobs and the like

and i said "actually i dont relly like big ones at all. rather have smaller over bigger"

i got slated for about an hour over that....is it really just me??
Rule number one:
Natural ones are better than fakes ones.

Rule number two:
If in doubt, rule number one applies.

Rule number 3:
The only exception to rules 1 & 2 is Gemma Atkinson.

i just made a mess of myself

Raistlin · Post by **Raistlin** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:30 pm

richard moss wrote:
roger red hat wrote:me and a few mate where talking about boobs and the like

and i said "actually i dont relly like big ones at all. rather have smaller over bigger"

i got slated for about an hour over that....is it really just me??
Rule number one:
Natural ones are better than fakes ones.

Rule number two:
If in doubt, rule number one applies.

Rule number 3:
The only exception to rules 1 & 2 is Gemma Atkinson.

I say, that's rather pleasant

richard moss · Post by **richard moss** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:07 pm

It would be difficult to find a more attractive piccy, that's for sure!

C2K · Post by **C2K** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:14 pm

Punx0r wrote: really stretch your fingers out - like you do when a woman claims that a man's chopper is the same length as the distance between thumb and index finger

Double jointed bendy thumbs FTW.

Bob SLi · Post by **Bob SLi** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:39 pm

mmmmmmmmmmmmm boobs...............

what was the question again?!

Post by **Bobbybrown** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:30 am

420gazza wrote: what about the catholic salvation army type, as thats what my missus needs

If she sees this you will be following your jaw across the room Gaz, and you know it

Now, anyone know the way to Sheffield?????????????????????

Aquila · Post by **Aquila** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:00 am

And to restore the balance - for the ladies...

...b!tch-t!ts!

Bob SLi · Post by **Bob SLi** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:04 am

wrong

fergy7197 · Post by **fergy7197** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:15 am

420gazza wrote:
richard moss wrote:
roger red hat wrote:me and a few mate where talking about boobs and the like

and i said "actually i dont relly like big ones at all. rather have smaller over bigger"

i got slated for about an hour over that....is it really just me??
Rule number one:
Natural ones are better than fakes ones.

Rule number two:
If in doubt, rule number one applies.

Rule number 3:
The only exception to rules 1 & 2 is Gemma Atkinson.

i just made a mess of myself

YOU WOULD HAVE TO BURN ME OFF THAT !!!

Semproxion · Post by **Semproxion** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:08 am

Bobbybrown wrote:
Now, anyone know the way to Sheffield?????????????????????

I do - I open my front door and it's there

MickUK · Post by **MickUK** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:50 am

My Mrs is a size 10 with 34DD's, more than enough for me!

Steve220 · Post by **Steve220** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:54 pm

just to throw the subject off at a tangent.. anyone mastered removing the gf's/wifes/lesbian lover's bra one handed???

MickUK · Post by **MickUK** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:56 pm

Steve220 wrote:just to throw the subject off at a tangent.. anyone mastered removing the gf's/wifes/lesbian lover's bra one handed???

We're men, not magicians!

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:16 pm

Steve220 wrote:just to throw the subject off at a tangent.. anyone mastered removing the gf's/wifes/lesbian lover's bra one handed???

Keep pulling and it eventually gives way. Just don't let go, as the resulting ping, though bloody funny, tends to ruin any chance you had of sucking on her hooters.

MickUK · Post by **MickUK** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:17 pm

Craig wrote:
Steve220 wrote:just to throw the subject off at a tangent.. anyone mastered removing the gf's/wifes/lesbian lover's bra one handed???
Keep pulling and it eventually gives way. Just don't let go, as the resulting ping, though bloody funny, tends to ruin any chance you had of sucking on her hooters.

Steve220 · Post by **Steve220** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:23 pm

those things are under a hell of a lot of tension, they could take an eye out

I've pretty much mastered it. practice and all that rubbish

lol

Post by **Punx0r** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:54 pm

Aquila wrote:And to restore the balance - for the ladies...

...b!tch-t!ts!

I'm bored...

Mick wins!

MickUK · Post by **MickUK** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:57 pm

Thats tinky winky funny! You must be bored!

420gazza · Post by **420gazza** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:11 pm

Steve220 wrote:just to throw the subject off at a tangent.. anyone mastered removing the gf's/wifes/lesbian lover's bra one handed???

it's easy with practise

use your middle finger to hold the strap against her back and your thumb to undo the catches