Understanding - Or Venomous!

plebmaster · Post by **plebmaster** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:44 pm

Which one is urs!

DanK · Post by **DanK** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:48 pm

You missed the "Too busy with car to have ladyfriend" option

lol

mach1rob · Post by **mach1rob** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:50 pm

She don't care providing she doesn't have to go to boring car meets :evil:

Dunno what she means! I've never been to a boring car meet!

tomcat_nz · Post by **tomcat_nz** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:02 am

The missus used to hate the car until she had a decent blat and dragged some poor HSV Commodore driver off at the lights one day. She now loves it.

How power corrupts the innocent .....

Craig and Karen · Post by **Craig and Karen** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:27 am

Half the stuff on the car was karens idea

steb9780 · Post by **steb9780** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:24 am

It's the usual moan, moan, moan when I am cleaning it or working on it.
When where out in it she thinks she is Madame Muck.

DanB · Post by **DanB** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:30 am

The missus "You spend more time with that car than you do with me"
Me "what's wrong with that?"

At least cars don't moan and when they go wrong they usually give you some warning.
Plus cars don't get jealous! but they do like your wallet the same as a woman.

Steve · Post by **Steve** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:36 am

Moans when I clean it and polish it, but Lady muck when she is driving it...

:roll:

madhaggis · Post by **madhaggis** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:51 am

DanB wrote:The missus "You spend more time with that car than you do with me"

Exactly! Although as soon as she passes her test she wants it! Yeah Right....

Bob.

DanB · Post by **DanB** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:25 am

madhaggis wrote:
DanB wrote:The missus "You spend more time with that car than you do with me"

Exactly! Although as soon as she passes her test she wants it! Yeah Right....

Bob.

If you want to drive their car for any reason it's "No! what's wrong with your car?"
Ok so they want to drive our cars but they don't want us to drive theirs!
MMmmm Wimmin!!!

Leo · Post by **Leo** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 12:41 pm

I'm pleased to say she loves it (and the car

)

Especially when racing boy racers in their Corsa's etc. Not that I race on the road, blah blah.

bigrct · Post by **bigrct** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 1:36 pm

loves them, especially when we're buying bits for hers, and the fact i've just bought the woman a new freelander!

she won't allow me to air-bag the 75 though :roll:

rich

sysdump · Post by **sysdump** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:33 pm

Don't start! The amount of times I've had a go at the missus for allowing the kids the eat sweets in the car is well, fecking logger loads!

Even tonight I was out the front digging half melted 'Drumsticks' out the door cards - grrrrrr!!!

P1sses me off even more than re-doing the manifold gasket!

Chris

Quiche81 · Post by **Quiche81** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:45 pm

sysdump wrote:Don't start! The amount of times I've had a go at the missus for allowing the kids the eat sweets in the car is well, fecking logger loads!

Even tonight I was out the front digging half melted 'Drumsticks' out the door cards - grrrrrr!!!

P1sses me off even more than re-doing the manifold gasket!

Chris

hehehe, Drumsticks.. They are made from the latest in scientific high polymer resins
designed to glue themselves deep within the very molecular fabric of any carpet they come into
contact with.

Once they are in carpet or door panels, they are there to be a selling feature when that day comes.

sysdump · Post by **sysdump** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:05 am

How very true! I try my best but she just doesn't give a t0ss!!

I usually go through my nasp every week with a black sack and everything I deem as rubbish goes straight in the wheely bin - whether it be the kids' lunch boxes, school uniforms, her course work or whatever.

I base it on - if it was important she would pick it up.

Chris

jase · Post by **jase** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:59 pm

I did a complete banzai to a bird i was seeing a few months back on some single track lanes opening out onto faster wider roads. When i hit a long straight peice of road i looked across at her to see what stage of terror she was in - she was busy looking out the side window at the sheep in the fields, then looked at me, smiled and went back to admiring the scenery..... :shock:

From the sweat dripping off my palms and the amount of concentration i had on what i was doing im pretty sure i wasnt under performing???

Talk about a hit on the ego! and the sudden desire for a lot more power!

J

C2K · Post by **C2K** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:31 pm

The lady friend loves it.

Most specifcally she loves the dump valve. :roll:

weirdjam · Post by **weirdjam** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:45 pm

have no lady friend at the mo. lol But the ex beared with it, except when i spend more money on it then her.

Dave400 · Post by **Dave400** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:38 pm

The other half prefers Fords unfortunately.

So all I get is "Bloody Rovers, all they do is Rattle and Rust"

Silly cow still thinks her 1.4 Fiesta is quicker than the 400...

She'll learn

pengy666 · Post by **pengy666** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:53 pm

oh yeah she loves the car alright but boy, does she moan when im on the pc on this webby.
"WHAT YOU F******G DOING NOW,"

" YOU ALWAYS ON THAT COMPUTER, I F*****G HATE THAT COMPUTER!"

but when i blip bmw drivers in their 318i its all middle finger to them

"WOMEN"

Dave400 · Post by **Dave400** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:42 pm

pengy666 wrote:oh yeah she loves the car alright but boy, does she moan when im on the pc on this webby.
"WHAT YOU F******G DOING NOW,"

" YOU ALWAYS ON THAT COMPUTER, I F*****G HATE THAT COMPUTER!"

but when i blip bmw drivers in their 318i its all middle finger to them

"WOMEN"

I hear you there matey..

My god, my women a pain the the fecking arse when it comes to me browsing, even if she's piggybacking my net connection on her laptop (which she got free) she still whinges at me!

Arrrgh!

pete910 · Post by **pete910** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:04 am

Mine loves it, Hates being in it :twisted:

weirdjam · Post by **weirdjam** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:50 am

pengy666 wrote:oh yeah she loves the car alright but boy, does she moan when im on the pc on this webby.
"WHAT YOU F******G DOING NOW,"

" YOU ALWAYS ON THAT COMPUTER, I F*****G HATE THAT COMPUTER!"

but when i blip bmw drivers in their 318i its all middle finger to them

"WOMEN"

Quite possibly the biggest reason me and the ex split up! lol

stuartm · Post by **stuartm** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:04 am

I nailed mine in 2nd & my missus got a nose bleed :lol:

fluke · Post by **fluke** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:19 am

pengy666 wrote:oh yeah she loves the car alright but boy, does she moan when im on the pc on this webby.
"WHAT YOU F******G DOING NOW,"

" YOU ALWAYS ON THAT COMPUTER, I F*****G HATE THAT COMPUTER!"

but when i blip bmw drivers in their 318i its all middle finger to them

"WOMEN"

Now where have I heard that before

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Understanding - Or Venomous!

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Understanding - Or Venomous!